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Author Topic: Some lame horse jokes  (Read 2119 times)
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« on: 06 February 2009, 10:41:23 »
Q.What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
A.One goes quick and the other goes quack

Q: What disease do horses fear most?
A: Hay Fever

Q: Why can't horses dance?
A: Because they have 2 left feet

Q: When do vampires like horse racing?
A: When it's neck and neck.

Q: How long should a horse's legs be?
A: Long enough to reach the ground

Q: What animal has more "hands" than feet?
A: Why, a horse, of course!

Q: How to make a small fortune in the horse industry ...
A: start with a large fortune.


Q: What did the bartender say to the horse?
A: Why such a long face?
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I'd rather be riding
« Reply #1 on: 25 June 2010, 12:40:55 »
Two ponies decide to visit the local bar.
The one pony orders a drink and looks at the other pony, who whispers his drink preference just loud enough to be heard...

The bartender asks, "why are you whispering?"
To which the other pony says, he's a little "hoarse" Grin
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Horseriders do it better!
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